The Supreme Pontiff
of the Synaxis Universal - Cardinal Mark VI - welcomes you to the Website
of our small but growing church. The Synaxis Universal was founded on basic
truths revealed to our founder and guiding light, the Cardinal, during
a prolonged journey through the shadowy corridors of a disordered psyche,
and repeated listening to the Deteriorata from National Lampoon featuring
Norman Rose.
Unlike most Religions, Faiths, Systems, Churches, Cults,
Sects, Denominations, Theologies, Creeds, and/or Doctrines, the Synaxis
Universal strictly prohibits proselytization by its members and seeks no
new members. If someone is drawn to the beauty of its simple yet startling
tenets they may request membership - but are encouraged simply to offer
tax deductible donations of a profound and generous nature.
to seek the Cardinal's Wisdom.
ENTER NOW THE HALLS
OF THE SYNAXIS UNIVERSAL
For Counseling, Confessions, Communion, or Commiseration -
Contact the Cardinal at:
